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    Season 4, Episode 3:

    Hailey hates not being thorough. Along with a seasonal reflection, Hailey recounts past stories about getting harassed by drunk fans at a Backstreet Boys concert and why you should definitely Google your mom. Sean explains aphantasia and shares some book recommendations. Plus, new hobbies, setting boundaries, hate-watching Sullivan's Crossing, and reviews of some spicy reads!

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    Garden Diaries: Wildflowers in the Roadside Cove

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  • Hailey Hates Everything

    Season 4, Episode 2:

    Hailey hates working! From resumes and interviews to temping, working, and quitting, Hailey and Sean share tales of toxic work environments. Hailey answers interview questions, sharing a surprising list of strengths, then begrudgingly interviews an AI teen.

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Discourse of a Divine Diva

Celebrating Curves, Life, & All That Sparkles

My blog is a celebration of my plus-size body and all it is capable of!!
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Community Center: Mischief Makers
Community Center: Mischief Makers

In the spring and early summer, there is much mischief to be had in the yard and garden. Raccoons thieve. Squirrels do backflips and playfight each other. Hummingbirds swoop through the air as they chase off others. Young crows caw all day long and gobble food.

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Garden Diaries: Wildflowers in the Roadside Cove
Garden Diaries: Wildflowers in the Roadside Cove

This year, I started a variety of flowers from seed (sweet alyssum, sunflowers, marigolds, chamomile, borage, sweet peas, zinnias, cosmos) and put down seed from two different wildflower mixes, plus extra cornflowers. They are simply pretty, but I also find it fascinating to watch how they grow and document their beauty. (Plus, the chamomile smells like pineapple, the sweet alyssum smells like honey, and the sweet peas smell like honeysuckles.)

Please enjoy a mid-summer look at my Roadside Cove.

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WNUT Talk: Hailey Hates More Things
WNUT Talk: Hailey Hates More Things

What a treat! 😁 I am on my friend Brandon’s podcast, WNUT Talk, to chat about a variety of topics! I took the opportunity to force him to partake of some truly horrendous…

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Community Center: Welcoming Fall
Community Center: Welcoming Fall

To honor the return of autumn this year, I sat outside to appreciate the company of my beautiful backyard animal friends on a lovely, non-rainy day. Of course, I took loads of photos in…

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Hailey Hates Everything Podcast

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Hailey Hates Everything

Sean picks a surprise topic that’s sure to annoy Hailey.

Hailey gets high, and the duo let loose with opinions, laughs, stories, and tangents!

From life hacks, magicians, and children’s books, to small talk, haunted dolls, and hair removal, they’ll discuss anything and, dare I say, EVERYTHING!

The couple also discusses mental health struggles along with things they love, like recommendations for books, TV shows, and more!

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S4 Ep3: A Court of Curtains and Bubble Butts
S4 Ep3: A Court of Curtains and Bubble Butts

Hailey hates not being thorough. Along with a seasonal reflection, Hailey recounts past stories about getting harassed by drunk fans at a Backstreet Boys concert and why you should definitely Google your mom. Sean explains aphantasia and shares some book recommendations.

The couple celebrate 18 years of marriage and discuss how they've grown together. Plus, new hobbies, setting boundaries, hate-watching Sullivan's Crossing, and reviews of some spicy reads!

And Hailey soft-launches a new business venture....

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S4 Ep2: Flight, Fright, Fight, and Fawn
S4 Ep2: Flight, Fright, Fight, and Fawn

Hailey hates working! From resumes and interviews to temping, working, and quitting, Hailey and Sean share tales of toxic work environments. Hailey answers interview questions, sharing a surprising list of strengths, then begrudgingly interviews an AI teen.

Plus, aggressive hand-washing, dipshit doctors, getting racists fired, and a PSA to Young Haileys Everywhere. Get ready to befriend that warlock and pick your secret name!

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S4 Ep1: Other Bands Have Flexible Hips
S4 Ep1: Other Bands Have Flexible Hips

It’s been three years, and there’s a lot to discuss!  Hailey and Sean are back for a new season, catching you up on changes they’ve made and fun things they’ve done in the last few years.  Sean throws out a slew of Mini Hates while Hailey rewards you with a medley of impressions!

Is a VR game really a workout?  How many wild animals can Hailey teach to catch peanuts? Plus, the cons of free casino concerts, public phone calls, and being pawed on by Pauly Shore (and much more)!

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S3 Ep6: People Know What You Are
S3 Ep6: People Know What You Are

After a 2 month hiatus, Hailey and Sean are back to catch you up on life, loves, and hard truths! Hailey hates "hot guy Reels" in the new segment, Mini Hates. The duo share stories from their beach trip and Seattle fun seeing Joe McIntyre! They also talk about the personal benefits of CBG, Season 7 of Outlander, what went wrong with The Witcher, unhinged fans, and axe-throwing. Hailey shares about the discomfort of change with tips for tackling those everyday crappy mental health moments.

And Sean throws out a surprise and challenge we could probably all do without! LOL

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