Picking up on some topics from the last episode, Hailey and Sean pivot from animated children's shows to more adult animated shows. They discuss "Masters of the Universe: Revelation" in both spoiler-free and spoily form. What's the deal with Skeletor? What are the psychological implications of He-Man's transition?
The duo also reviews "Beastars", an anime high school drama club murder mystery with talking animal people, and walks you through the first episode.
Hailey confronts Sean about his "podcast voice", discusses hot animal cartoon characters, and explains why Alanis Morissette haunts her every day!

Hailey hates when children's entertainment teaches them all the wrong things. This week, Hailey and Sean dig a little deeper into the messaging of a couple of cartoon examples that seem to be love letters to toxic beauty ideals and capitalism. They watch one episode of Winx Club and clips from the Bratz Babyz Movie as Hailey fumes over the tragic implications of teaching babies to be "hotter than hot".

We've got pant-sniffing, nipple-ring trolls, baby burlesque, Spice Girl fairies, fashion from 1996, Herculean bunny rabbits, the Douchestreet Boys, a "Clueless"-style closet filled with baby t-shirts and underoos, and My Little Pony badonkadonks. Join us, won't you?

This week is a not-so-mini episode introducing two new segments to the show! Hailey and Sean share spoiler-free reviews of television shows they are watching lately, what arts and crafts are keeping Hailey occupied, why they had to watch F9, and recommendations for tasty options at Red Robin. Hailey shares some progress she has made with anxiety, depression, and cPTSD lately, what doctors don't tell you when you have cancer, and why the podcast is a part of her personal growth. Humor is the main ingredient in this week's casserole of crazy!

Despite his best efforts, Sean couldn't keep this train on the rails either! This week, our hosts are joined by their friends Nigel & Joaquin and go off on a series of tangents to keep you on your toes. Crappy drivers, parking issues in Portland, and Hailey's traumatic attempts at driving are discussed, along with some of life's big questions - Will Mark Feehily ever grace us with his presence? Does Tom Hiddleston have Big Dick Energy? Will children ever not listen to Justin Bieber in nature? And Chex Mix or Muddy Buddies?

Our crew also shares ghost stories, the voices their dogs have had, and everyone does a Chewbacca impression! Plus, we find out the best way to get ne'er-do-well kids off your lawn!

Our duo follows up this week with a few more words that didn't make it into last week's episode, listener feedback on YOUR most hated word abbreviations/slang/etc., and a review of the first episode of HBO Max's "Gossip Girl" series.

Plus, Hailey shares a slang-filled poem she wrote inspired by all the words she loves to hate!

Hailey hates word abbreviations! This week Sean presents abbreviations, slang terms, and other jargon to infuriate our hostess. Hailey talks about the importance of the "Free Willy" soundtrack, her dad's cold-ass apartment, and how she wishes this episode was sponsored by Ben & Jerry's non-dairy ice cream. Also, Sean is high this week, so NOONE is controlling this train!!

This week, Hailey & Sean give their spoiler-free review of Derek DelGaudio’s In & Of Itself (Hulu), Sean does magic tricks he's been practicing, and the two discuss bringing people together, Hailey's weird phobias, and spider attacks!

Hailey hates douchebag magicians. In this episode, Hailey & Sean watch the show "Big Trick Energy" for the first time and are ready to walk you through it so you don't have to sit through it yourself. They recommend some good magicians and television shows, share the most "Portland" thing they've ever done, and Hailey is hoping a magician can conjure up Chris Evans. Is it chaos? Is it magic? Is it just dude-bros acting foolishly? You be the judge!

Hailey and Sean return this week with a few more memories that got stirred up by last week's episode. Then they share YOUR public restroom stories that were sent in this week!

Hailey hates public restrooms. This week Hailey and Sean talk about all things public restrooms! They talk about personal experiences, check out some restroom horror stories from the internets, and take a look at very bizarre restrooms from all over the world. Plus, Hailey shares her absolute favorite restroom from her travels, and Sean discusses his own personal restroom nightmare.

Hailey & Sean check in to talk about the results of two life hack experiments they tried from the previous episode - dying a shirt with beets and making a lasagna out of pizza. Find out what was a hit and what was a miss! Plus, Hailey talks insecurities and feedback from all of you, does a few questionable impressions, and begs Donnie Wahlberg to be on the show.

Hailey & Sean start the show off big with a look at a couple of segments from Hack My Life. Find out what life hacks and bad life choices have in common, if creamer containers can be good contact lens cases, fun first date ideas, upcycling VHS tapes, and why every grown man should own a belt. Plus, Hailey begs Chris Evans to appear on the show and talks about the joys of the Ghost Brothers, before discussing life hacks that have actually been helpful. And they are still asking the question, who pissed on the rug??